U-Eric Andre wasixelela malunga ne-300-Pound Stripper kwitheko lakhe lokuzalwa

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Ukuzonwabisa Ixesha lesibini le-Eric Andre Show iyaphuma, kunye no-Eric uya kukhenketho kwilizwe lonke. Ukubhiyozela, sithethe ngepati yokuzalwa ayiphosayo minyaka le e-LA. Iindwendwe zazibandakanya inkamela, ihashe, ibhokhwe, umvundla, umphangi omkhulu, kunye ...
  • Umhlekisi uEric Andre utshabalalisa umzimba wakhe ukuze wonwabe. Ukuba ukhe wabona nayiphi na i-Eric Andre Show kuDada waBadala okanye kwimidlalo yakhe yokuma, awuzukumangaliswa kukwazi ukuba umqolo wakhe ukhutshiwe ekwenzeni nantoni na nayo yonke into ekuhlekisayo. Ndithethile no-Eric ngefowuni malunga nokuhlekisa ngokwasemzimbeni, ixesha lesibini lomboniso wakhe kunye nokhenketho oluhamba kunye nalo, kunye namaqela akhe okuzalwa awaziwayo.

    gswconsultinggroup.com: Ndiyathemba ukuba I & apos; andityhili kakhulu, kodwa imibhiyozo yakho yosuku lokuzalwa zizinto zentsomi yecandelo elithile labantu apha e-LA. Bahamba kakhulu imini yonke nobusuku bonke. Kutheni ubamba umsitho omkhulu kangaka minyaka le?

    UEric Andre: Uyazi, andinaye nawuphi na uthixo, ngenxa yoko andinazo iiholide, ngenxa yoko lixesha lam ekuphela konyaka lokuthanda, ukuphuma konke. Yiba nokuzonwabisa ngokupheleleyo.



    Ngaba bekukho ikrown okanye into kulo nyaka?

    Hayi, bekukho inkamela, ihashe, ibhokhwe, umvundla, umthawuli weepawundi ezingama-300, iiSanta Clauses ezimbini, sasinoJohn K. owenza iRen & Stimpy yokuzoba ii-caricature. Ndicinga ukuba wemka kwangoko. Sasineqela lemisebenzi yomlilo, kwaye ndafumana ibhotile ye-ether.

    Ngaba yibhotile enye yeether? Khange wabelane nawe?

    Hayi, ungasondela kude kwibhotile enye, kuba uxhuma nje kancinci. Ayithandi ukuba uyithande! Sukuyisela.

    Ngaba unayo isilwanyana osithandayo osizise kwitheko? Ngaba uyithandile inkamela ngaphezu kwehashe okanye ibhokhwe. Ndikhetha inkamela, ngenxa ye-humps. Inomdla kakhulu ukujonga.

    Ndiyithandile inkamela. I & apos andikaze ndiyibone inkamela ehluthwe kabini. Banqabile apha.

    Bakho kuzo zonke iindawo kwaSirayeli. Banesitrato. Bahlawula irhafu. Bakuyo yonke indawo .

    [ukuhleka]

    Ndixelele ngotyelelo. Ngaba iya kufana nenkqubo yeTV? Ngaba iya kwahluka?

    Ukhenketho luya kufana nomboniso. I & apos; ndiza kuphuma, ndiqhekeze i-shit, ndlebe nabantu abambalwa, ndibonise iividiyo. Ndenzakele kakhulu emqolo ngenye imini.

    Ukuthetha ngomqolo wakho, ndicinga ukuba wena ne-apos; yenye yezona zinto zihlekisayo zomzimba zisebenza ngoku, xa kuthelekiswa nabanye abantu bexesha lakho abahlala bethetha kakhulu. Yintoni ekwenze wabetha ikaka ephuma kuwe?

    Ndijonge uninzi lweWWF ulwa nokukhula. UHulk Hogan, uMacho Man, uJunkyard Inja.

    Ndandihlala ndingumfo kaRoddy Piper. Andazi ukuba kutheni. Ndihlala ndizithanda iimpundu.

    Ndiyayithanda le vidiyo ye-YouTube apho atshabalalisa iglasi ebusweni bakhe. Ukwi speakerphone? Ndandifana, 'ngaba le yi-90s?' Uvakala ngathi & apos; kumqolomba obalekayo.

    Ndisemqolombeni, eneneni. Thina & apos sinzulu phantsi komhlaba, kwimeko yemfazwe yenyukliya.

    Ndifuna ukuza apho. Ndingadlula?

    Ewe kulungile. Ungafika ngoku.

    Ndizenzakalise kakhulu.

    Uzenzakalise njani?

    Kudala ndenzakala emqolo. Andicingi ukuba andizukuphinda ndibekho emhlabeni, ndoda.

    Ewe, kulungile & apos; siyalwenza udliwanondlebe ngoku, ngaphambi kokuba ufe.

    Ewe, yikhuphe endleleni.

    Yiyo le nto malunga noko. Ngoku. Lo mzuzu ubaluleke ngaphezu kwayo nantoni na.

    Lo mzuzu kuphela kwento esinayo.

    Ngaba uyayithanda imiboniso yeentetho? Kungenxa yokuba umboniso wakho ungowokwakhiwa kwefom.

    Ndikhulele kubo bonke. Ndizithanda zonke. [ukubhuza]

    Ngaba kukho indawo yokucheba ingca ngasemva? Ngaba sisitshetshe, okanye ndim?

    Ndinayo i-vibrator, kwaye I & apos ndiyibambe ndaya kwi-esmpundu yam, njenge-clit.

    Faka nje incam. Sukuyifaka yonke into ngaphakathi.

    Ndibeka yonke into ngaphakathi, kwaye ndiyifaka kuyo.

    Yishiye imini yonke.

    Ndiyamthanda uConan, ndiyamthanda uLetterman. Ndiyathanda ukubukela imifanekiso yeCarson endala.

    Ubukele iArsenio ngoku? Andikabukeli isiqendu okwangoku.

    Hayi ngoku.

    Ixesha lesibini lomboniso likwi-HD. Ukuyibukela, zihlala ziluhlobo olunzima, ngomboniso woluntu, umboniso wevidiyo yobuhle. Iza kuwutshintsha njani umboniso?

    Yahluke kakhulu kwi-HD, 16: 9 ratio. Iza kubonakala ngathi yenziwe kulo nyaka, hayi ngo-1981.

    Ndihlala ndikuthanda oko kujongeka.

    Ewe, siyayithanda imbonakalo nathi, kodwa saqonda, hee, kuya kufuneka uqaphele kuphela i-10% yabantu abafumana ireferensi. Kubantu abaneminyaka eli-16-18 ubudala ababukele umboniso, abazalwe kwiminyaka ye-90s, abazi & apos; ukuba abayazi indlela yokufikelela kuluntu ukusuka kwiminyaka engamashumi asixhenxe. Andiyifuni, kuba yile nto bendiyithanda ukukhula, kodwa bebengafumani ireferensi. Yayicima abantu abaninzi kunokuba ijike abantu. Zonke zilungile, izinto ezadutyulwa zibukeka zintle. Ndinomdla kuyo.

    Ngaba ikhona into ezayo ngeli xesha le-apos ngokukodwa ukuba ufuna ukuhlekisa? Iindwendwe okanye amacandelo?

    Sangcungcuthekisa iindwendwe ezininzi kulo nyaka, ngokwengqondo kuphela. & & Apos; ndiza kuthi 'intaka phezulu.' Intaka phezulu, njengentaka ebhabha esibhakabhakeni. Phezulu.

    Ndicinga ukuba yindlela elungileyo yokuyishiya. Leyo yinqaku eligqibeleleyo.

    Ukubona uEric esaphula isitulo bukhoma:

    Ngomhla kaNovemba 7 Seattle, WA Ingwenya

    Ngomhla kaNovemba 8 Portland, OKANYE iTheatre yeNkanyezi

    Ngomhla kaNovemba 9 u-Eugene, OKANYE-WOW Iholo

    Ngomhla kaNovemba 11 iSan Francisco, CA iChapel

    Nge-14 kaNovemba ePhoenix, kwigumbi lokufundela leBlaza yeCrescent

    Nge-16 ka-Austin, TX ebomvu i-7

    I-Nov 18 iNew Orleans, i-LA enye yeeJack

    Ngomhla kaNovemba 19 eAtlanta, kwiGe Terminal West

    Novemba 20 Nashville, TN Phuma / ungene

    @kwiiyshana

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