Bafo, Lixesha lokuba uyeke ukucheba iJunk yakho

FYI.

Eli bali lingaphezulu kweminyaka emi-5 ubudala.

Ukwabelana ngesondo Ayikho enye into edanisayo njengokuthatha umntu omtsha agoduke naye okokuqala kwaye akhulule iimpahla zakhe, kodwa afumanise ukuba 'uzikhuphile' ukuze abonakale ngathi luhlobo oluthile lwesidumbu esime bumdaka.
  • Ayikho enye into edanisayo njengokuthatha umntu omtsha agoduke naye okokuqala kwaye akhulule iimpahla zakhe, kodwa afumanise ukuba 'uzikhuphile' ukuze abonakale ngathi luhlobo oluthile lwesidumbu esime bumdaka. Xa ndizisa indoda ekhaya, ndifuna ukubona i-wreath ye-pubes ejikeleze i-dick yayo, hayi i-walrus echetyiweyo. Okubuhlungu kukuba, kuya kusiba nzima kwaye kunzima ukufumana umntu onesifuba esingapheliyo esingenakukunika irabha yokutshisa okanye i-nutsack yakhe engenanto ayikhangeleki njenge-turkey waddle. Bafo, le nto mayime.

    Oososayensi bezentlalo ngaphezulu kwe Uhlanga lonke kutshanje upapashe ibango lofundo ukuba iipesenti ezingama-95 zamadoda ngoku ziyacheba okanye zichebe iinwele zomzimba wazo ngandlela thile, isenzo esiye sathatha isihloko esingenakuthenjwa sokubulala umntu. Ndiyithiyile kwaye ndifuna ukuba ife. Ngokufanelekileyo, uninzi lwabathandi bokwenyani befom yamadoda baziva ngendlela efanayo. Iinwele zomzimba lolunye lweempawu zesini zesibini zokuba yindoda, kungoko kutheni umntu efuna ukuyiphelisa iyonke?

    Kangangendlela endibuhlungu ngayo ukuyivuma, thina bantu bathandana nathi sisesiphosweni. Ngexesha le-90s, ubungqingili bobungqingili babulawulwa kukukhangelwa kunye nokujonga kwangaphambili komzimba. Oku, kunjalo, kunwenwe kwintengiso (khumbula ibhodi yezaziso ye UMarky ongena-shirt kwi-undies yakhe kwiTimes Square?), eyangena ezingqondweni zabafana abathe tye kwaye yakhokelela kwiinkampani zentsimbi ezenza iimveliso kubafana abafuna ukubonakala njengabaqubhi abaneminyaka eli-14 ubudala. Kukho umba wokulingana kwabasetyhini kule nxaki. Njengamadoda aqala ukufuna ukuba amanenekazi abo akhazimle phantsi kweempahla zabo njengoonodoli bakaBarbie, abafazi baqala ukulindela kwa amadoda abo.



    Nangona utsheva zonke ii-pubes zakho ziqale njengezinto zobungqingili, ngoku ngoku ngabafana abathe ngqo abayenzayo. UJohn Marsh, umnini wesiza se-porn Fratmen, uxelele iDaily Beast ukuba abafana kwiividiyo zakhe abafumana iBic yabo emazantsi omda ziimodeli ezichanekileyo, hayi ezesini. Oku kuye kwaba yinto uninzi lwabantu oluyicinga njengesiqhelo kwinto ekucingelwa ukuba iyimfuneko yokufumana i-pussy.

    Andikho apha ukukuxelela ukuba ayisosidenge. Ewe, ukugawulwa kwamahlathi kancinci kungenza ukuba ingxubevange yakho ibonakale inkulu, kodwa, inyani, ekuphela komntu okhathalayo ukuba ibukeka inkulu kangakanani na, xa isesandleni sakho kwaye wena uyayicekisa. Anditsho ukuba akukho mntu ukhathalayo ukuba inkulu kangakanani ngu , kodwa nguwe kuphela okhathalayo ukuba inkulu kangakanani jonga .

    Ngokupheleleyo komzimba womntu & apos, akukho sizathu sokuba kufuneka uchebe, usike, uthwebe, unyothule, okanye INair yamadoda Ikaka. Ewe, unokufuna ukufumana ubushushu obugqithisileyo phantsi kolawulo (akukho mntu ufuna ukuntywila UGeorge wezilwanyana ), kodwa vumela yonke enye ibaleke. Akukho nto intle njengokuvumela umntu ukuba athabathe isandla ngesandla nge ubukhulu -isitayile. Ukuba inenekazi okanye elinye iqabane lesini alithandi ukuziva iseti entle yamathanga anoboya ahlikihla ngokuchasene nabo kubushushu bomzuzwana, ke abalifanelanga ixesha elithathiweyo ukubakhohlisa kwigumbi lakho lokulala kwasekuqaleni. Kwaye ngaphandle kokuba uyingxondorha njengoMark Wahlberg, ukulahla yonke loo fuzz kuya kukwenza ubonakale ngathi u-scrawnier, umfundisi, kunye nesilili. Into entle ngokuba nengubo yoboya kukuba iya kugubungela ukungafezeki okuninzi. Kwaye uthanda ukuba ne-Photoshop yendalo emzimbeni wakho!

    Okubi nangakumbi kunokuba ukutsheva kwangaphambili kwenza ukuba ujongeke kukuba kukwenza ungoneliseki kwiyelenqe lokudibanisa ukuguqula indlela esijonga ngayo kwintengiso yabathengi. Njengoko besele nditshilo, esona sizathu sokukhuthazwa kwesi senzo sinezothe kukuba ngoku kukho iimveliso zokuzikhathalela. Ukuthengisa kuxelela amadoda ukuba achithe ukhuseleko lwawo lweDarwin kwizinto zemozulu, kwaye amadoda, izimvu ezingenangqondo ukuba simamele. Phakama ulwe! Beka phantsi oko IPhilips Norelco BG2040 / 34 Inkqubo yokuCoca umzimba kwaye uthathe isuntswana lokuzingca ngobudoda bakho. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, akukho nto iyindoda ngaphezu kokwenza into elungileyo, unganiki mntu malunga nomnye umntu, kwaye uyincamathisele endodeni (nokuba injani na loo nto).

    Ngethamsanqa amafanasini kunye neenkwenkwezi ze-hirsute ezifana noJake Gyllenhaal zenza iSasquatch into entle kwakhona. Manhunt, indawo yokuhamba ngesitabane esetyenziswa ngumalume wakho, kutshanje wenze isifundo Oko kungqina uninzi lwabantu abathandana besisini esinye abasebenzisa i-intanethi kwi-dick ekhawulezayo bakhetha amadoda kumazwe abo endalo. Oku kuthetha ukuba yi-apos; kuphela ngumcimbi wexesha ngaphambi kokuba ube yindalo kwakhona yinto eqhelekileyo. Kwaye mna, enye, andinakulinda. I & apos; d kunokuba ndikhethe umntu omncinci-ophume emazinyweni am emva kokuhla kumfana kunokuba nenye i-goosefleshy nutsack ebusweni bam.

    Ngaphambili-Ngelo xesha bendisemfazweni noMlobi wamadoda

    @BrianJMoylan