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    Le vidiyo yavela kwiintsuku ezimbini ngaphambilana ngesihloko esithi: 'Ukhuphiswano lokutya kwe-Ass kwilizwe elilahlekileyo, awunako ukwenza le nto.' Ngokusisiseko umntu obhinqileyo ulele ebhentshini, inkwenkwe ifafaza ukhilimu otyhidiweyo kuyo yonke iesile lakhe, emva koko loo mfo uyehla aye kwishishini. Ayigcwele ishishini laseBerghain. Okungakumbi njengeshishini lobudlelwane phakathi. Ngokwenyani, elona candelo lililo kukuba utya cream engakanani kwilanga elishushu.

    Ngapha koko, lo mfo kamva waba neentloni, kuba wathumela into engaqhelekanga kuFacebook esithi yonke yeyothando. 'Sinyuse i-2,255.80 yeedola yokufumana isaqhwithi kwiintsuku ezimbini zokuqala zomnyhadala,' ubhale, mhlawumbi ukuze kuzuze intombi enomsindo. 'Sisebenze ngokuthe ngqo ukondla iFlorida.' Ngapha koko, iposti ayinangqondo kodwa ukuba ufuna ukufunda okungakumbi malunga nomsebenzi wobuntu, unga .

    Kwaye le yesibini kunye ne-esile eyonyanyekayo yokutya ividiyo yeza, kwaye yona & sasendle.

    Ngumnyhadala omnye kodwa ngeli xesha ngabantu abathathu. Kwaye okona kubaluleke kakhulu, ngeli xesha iesile litya liyinyani, likhohlakele kwaye lithembekile. Umfazi uyadanisa ngelixa besenza. Ukudanisa kunzima. Uyazi ukuba abantu bajonge. Intombazana iyakhala 'YINTONI LEYO?' Ividiyo ihamba umzuzu omnye kunye nemizuzwana engama-46 kwaye ngelo xesha umfazi uhleli macala omabini ebusweni, alayite icuba elinye, kwaye anike isihlanu esiphakamileyo umntu wasemzini ahamba edlula kwi-singlet. Kunye nesifundo esimnandi ngendlela yokujonga ngokwakho ukuzazi ngelixa uzama ukubonakala ungaphumeleli kwimbumbulu kwisigwebo. Kwaye mhlawumbi ayisiyo yesisa.

    Ngoku, kunzima ukuba ungayibukeli le nto kwaye uzibuze imibuzo ethile. Imibuzo enokungaphendulwa. Ngaphandle kokuba inkolelo yam yokuba sijonga ngokusondeleyo, kukho iimpendulo ezingcwatyelwe kwiinkcukacha. Ke masibuze loo mibuzo sizame ukufumana iimpendulo.

    Kutheni besenza oku?

    Eziphezulu ezintlanu

    Kukho okomzuzwana nge-1: 06 apho umfazi aphakameyo aze abethe inkohliso-ngempama zombini. Ayisiyo i-S & M uhlobo lwempama nokuba. Kukwenza impama edlalayo kodwa eneentloni ethi 'NINGABAKHWELE! Kutheni undenza oku ?! ' Kodwa ke lonke ixesha yena & apos; besila ebusweni babo kwaye konke kunjalo Ukwabelana ngesondo ngesondo esidlangalaleni-YEAH , eyenza ukuba umzuzu omnye wokuchasana noxanduva ubonakale ububuxoki. Kungenxa yokuba kukho ezinye ii-logic ezibuyela umva kule nto bayenzayo.

    Ngokusekwe kwixesha levidiyo, kungenzeka ukuba bobathathu beve malunga nomgcini wobhuti ogcina uxolo e-Florida, kwaye baziva benokhuphiswano. Ngokwenyani ngaphezulu koko. Bafuna ukuthumela loo chump umyalezo. Ufumana ukuqonda ukuba aba bantu baNdoda evuthayo bahlala rhoqo kwaye bacinga ukuba bazenza ngathi batya iesile eOhio basisiqhwala. Kutheni ungakwenzi nje okwenyani? Yiloo nto kanye abayenzayo, nokuba ngamanye amaxesha bayayiqonda kwaye iyabaphoxa.

    Kodwa linda, ngaba bahlambe kuqala?

    Ukutshaya icuba

    Hayi khange benze njalo. Akukho ndlela yokuba le nto ingathandekiyo ibandakanye ukucinga phambili. Le nto yobugcisa be-esile bukhrim, ezo wankers zahlamba Kodwa ezi puritans zitya iesile azifuni kuhlala ngeenxa zonke ezinkampini, zisenza uqhushululu kwaye zicwangcisa. Abahlambanga. Abaniki mdla. Ndithetha ukuba, ndandingekho, kodwa andiqinisekanga ukuba yonke le nto yenzeke malunga nemizuzwana engama-28 ngaphambi kokuba ividiyo iqale ukuqengqeleka. Andiqondi ukuba bebehleli bexoxa ukuba isnothi yakho imnyama kanjani kwiminyhadala kwaye emva koko kweza i-MD nzima kwaye babaleka nje nayo.

    Ngaba ukhe warhola umntu? Ukhe wa? Kungenxa yokuba ngelixa iyinyani kwindalo iphela yokuba uninzi lwabantu luphantsi kwento engathandekiyo ukuba baziva bekhululekile ngokwaneleyo, akukho namnye umntu oceba ukutya iesile. Ndiyathetha, mhlawumbi ezo psychopaths zokhilimu ezivela ngaphambili, kodwa akukho mntu wumbi. Endaweni yoko into edla ngokwenzeka kukuba wena & apos ungezantsi nje phaya, uyazi, uyaphambanisa kwaye uyathanda kulungile, fuck . Kwaye wena kunye neapos batya iesile. Kwaye awunako ukuhlamba kuba awunakucwangcisa, kwaye loo nto kukuba ukuthetha nomntu ubuso bomntu malunga nento oza kuyenza kwi-anus yabo kunzima kakhulu kunokwenza nje.

    Thixo wam! Kutheni le nto kungakhange kubekho mntu ubayekisayo?

    Lo wayengoyena mbukeli unomdla ngokude

    Ngokuqinisekileyo eyona nto intle malunga nale vidiyo kukusabela kwesihlwele. Eyona nto iphawuleka kakhulu ngumfazi omncinci othi 'YINTONI ENGENAYO?' kwimizuzwana emi-2 yokuqala kwaye uhlala phantsi ubukele ividiyo yonke kunye nexesha lokwenza njalo. Uphatha umsitho ngathi uneminyaka eli-13 ubudala, efumanisa imiboniso bhanyabhanya yaseFrance kwitheko lokulala. Uyazenza ezo 'YUCK, GROSS, YINTONI ESIYIYO?' nto kodwa emva koko ubukele ngenyameko. Kwaye ngelixa yena & apos ngumzekelo ogqithileyo, le yindlela abantu abaninzi abavakalelwa ngayo ngesondo esidlangalaleni.

    Isini esidlangalaleni sinomdla. Ayinancasa, kodwa… inomdla. Ujonge, ujonge kude, emva koko ufuna ukujonga kwakhona kuba ikunika loo nto ye-FOMO phantsi emathanjeni akho. Ayikuko kuba ufuna ukujoyina, kodwa ngenxa yokuba… mhlawumbi ngenxa yokuba ufuna ukujonga kwakhona. 'Yiyo loo nto,' utsho nakubani na ophulaphulayo, kwaye nabahlobo bakho bonke bayavuma. Kodwa kukho into malunga nayo. Ukwabelana ngesondo esidlangalaleni kubhabha nje nzima ebusweni bokwamkeleka eluntwini kangangokuba ufuna ukwazi ngakumbi. Izithanda njengababulali ababulalayo. Njengababulali ababulalayo baphosakele, kodwa wena & amp; ll jonga kwaye ufunde nantoni na malunga nababulali ababulalayo. Kananjalo luluhlobo lwesini, ukuze zilungile, akunjalo? Njengayo & apos; isini esingalunganga, kodwa ayilunganga ngendlela yokuziphatha. Ingakumbi ekuhlaleni ayilunganga, ukuze ii-apos zenziwe kakuhle.

    Ke ndicinga ukuba olu hlobo lokucinga ngaphakathi-ngaphakathi kutheni kungekho mntu ubanqandayo. Kodwa ndicinga ukuba akukho mntu ubanqandileyo kuba nabafana bebekhotha impundu yomfazi, nakwimibhiyozo yomnyhadala engenampilo. Kwaye loo nto mhlawumbi sisizathu sokwenyani.

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